“I’m comfortable with my body. It’s funny, actually, I’ve just been having a discussion with the guy who’s directing my new project It might have a bit of nudity and he said: ‘Just to let you know, if you’re getting naked, no landscaping of any kind. This is the 1940s and you’re playing a Jew.’ I was like, ‘Pretty much there anyway, mate! Not a huge amount of maintenance going on.’ I mean, there’s a little bit, obviously, for courtesy. This is way too much information, but I don’t like girls with nothing down there either. It freaks me out. You have to have something, otherwise it’s fucking creepy.”
Bless him.
(via thistumblrpwnsnoobs)
SO BROODY.
I thought cousin Matthew was ~okay all throughout season one. Attractive in a doughy, smiling, middle class sort of way.
Then it was like — HOLD THIS INFERNAL NEW FANGLED CONTRAPTION THEY’RE CALLING A TELEPHONE — where did this smolderpuss from? Not every man can wear angst, but Matthew wears angst like a new dinner jacket, which is, as everyone knows, really fucking well.
And seeing as how this show does nothing so well as TORTURING ME ITS CHARACTERS WITH SEXUAL FRUSTRATION, I imagine there will plenty more brooding Matthew in the future.

(via suicideblonde)
gq:
GQ’s Badasses of the Year:
The Men of Breaking BadOur culture critic Tom Carson on the AMC meth-dealer-in-the-desert epic’s ensemble cast and its mesmerizing fourth season:
With just one season left to go, Breaking Bad has shifted from being all about Bryan Cranston’s triple-Emmy’d (so far) lead performance to the best ensemble show on TV. This year, we were spun around four compromised points of the male compass: brains (the increasingly Machiavellian Walt), ego (Giancarlo Esposito’s drug kingpin Gus), heart (Aaron Paul’s Jesse, Walt’s reluctant sorcerer’s apprentice), and pure testosterone (Dean Norris as Hank, Walt’s DEA-agent brother-in-law—who’s got a supernally wise dark-side twin in Jonathan Banks, Gus’s head enforcer). Which one we get off on most says as much about us as picking our favorite Beatle.
[Photograph by Robert Maxwell]
This is far too attractive.
Walt’s reluctant sorcerer’s apprentice
I saw crazy, stupid, love last night and officially fell in love…
Um I would NEVER be disappointed that he’s not Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Reynolds should be disappointed he’s not Ryan Gosling.
They’re both cute though.
How Do You Even Exist?—->Ryan Gosling
I had my first ever sex dream with Ryan Gosling in High School, before I even knew his name. I literally woke up and had to search IMDB for ‘the actor from Murder by Numbers.’ The best part about it was that he was a pirate and took me in quite the manly fashion.
Thanks for my first ever Dreamboner, Ryan. Well played.
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I’m not sure if it’s the snarky looks they’re giving, the blazers, or because I know these two are British and I’m imagining the accents as they discuss whether a ginger pompadore or a curly fro is the better hair style… but this is really working for me.
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